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For starters, you're often an unpaid Uber driver and you tend to get accidentally kicked in terrible places ... It also comes with dad jokes! Yes, you gain a license to make the cheesiest ...

That includes your dad, who's bound to steal these witticisms for his own arsenal of funny jokes. For example ... Tooth-hurty, of course. Terrible, yes. But also stupid funny and you know it.

There's no question that these short jokes are terrible in all the right ways. In fact, with so many cringeworthy cracks at your disposal, your dad is bound to borrow them for his own stash.

This hilarious new mod not only allows Kratos to curse, but he also has some terrible dad jokes to make. It’s impressive to see that the subtitles have been changed to the new dialogue as well ...