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For starters, you're often an unpaid Uber driver and you tend to get accidentally kicked in terrible places ... It also comes with dad jokes! Yes, you gain a license to make the cheesiest ...

If you're on the hunt for dad jokes, look no further, because you've just discovered the ultimate collection of wisecracks, silly puns and funny one-liners for kids and adults. Take this dad joke ...

That includes your dad, who's bound to steal these witticisms for his own arsenal of funny jokes. For example ... Tooth-hurty, of course. Terrible, yes. But also stupid funny and you know it.

This hilarious new mod not only allows Kratos to curse, but he also has some terrible dad jokes to make. It’s impressive to see that the subtitles have been changed to the new dialogue as well ...