A four-bedroom, four-bath, 4,082-square-foot house built in 1965, with a long driveway, a covered front porch, high ceilings, a bright living room, three fireplaces, a kitchen with island seating ...
In the guest cottage, viewers will find a second-story living area, an open foyer on the main level, a covered front porch, two bedrooms, a sitting area and a dorm room that sleeps six.
The idea then that I would pay money — $73.96, to be exact — to have a pint of the white stuff shipped overnight to my house? I’d have summoned the men in the white jackets.