Bagels. Why didn’t the elf pay his rent? He was a little short. Why shouldn’t you eat clowns? They taste funny. When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. A bossy man ...
That includes your dad, who's bound to steal these witticisms for his own arsenal of funny jokes. For example ... They’re always short. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
The music as he (usually he, sometimes she) walks to the empty stage. Then, the opening joke. Funny, we hope, but like a child beholding a mound of Christmas presents, we know there is so much mor ...
Jokes are a light-switch for our fears ... Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you?" Tommy Cooper At first glance, fear and laughter might ...
“We have really enjoyed the great anecdotes and one liners submitted this year and we couldn’t be happier to crown Olaf Falafel as the winner of this year’s Dave’s Funniest Joke of the ...